Chapter 39: Chapter 39: Mental Breakdown, Don’t Ask Me—I’m Moving to Another Planet!
But damn, running away would be even more awkward!!
And the live broadcast is on.
The words have already been spoken.
Where can you possibly run to!!
The whole world knows now!!
FML!!!
The more Wang Liwei thought about it, the more he felt like his mind was about to explode.
"No need to prescribe medicine."
Zhang Lingchuan shook his head.
"Ah! Just call an ambulance directly!!"
However, just as he finished speaking!
Both Chen Qian and Big Pancake Sister were startled, even though they startled themselves, after all, they spoke in unison!!
At that moment, Wang Liwei, who was burying his head, suddenly looked up, his face turning into an emoji.
No way.
Is it really that serious for me!
"It’s quite serious, your body is completely exhausted, it’s normal for Dr. Zhang to suggest calling an ambulance."
Li Caihua and Zhao Wei Qiang exchanged a look.
And then continued.
"Indeed, Nine Rice Diagram is not something anyone can complete."
"By the way, does this guy count as the first one to be sent to the hospital for playing with handicrafts?"
"The ancestors were right, one ounce of energy equals ten ounces of blood, doing it so many times a day must consume a lot of energy, it’s normal for Dr. Zhang to suggest calling an ambulance instead of prescribing medicine."
The live broadcast room was lively again.
"No, when did I say to call an ambulance?"
Zhang Lingchuan was a bit confused.
He didn’t imply anything about an ambulance at all.
"Huh? No need to call an ambulance? But Teacher Zhang, didn’t you just say there’s no need to prescribe medicine, so based on Boss Zhao’s example, shouldn’t the next sentence be to directly call an ambulance?"
Big Pancake Sister was a bit stunned.
Chen Qian was also a bit dazed.
Normally, that’s exactly how it goes.
Everyone present nodded their heads.
Including the viewers in the live room.
After all, Dr. Zhang’s golden phrases.
Loss of appetite, you’re pregnant.
Hallucinations, late-stage syphilis.
No need to prescribe medicine, just call an ambulance directly.
It all got quickly recorded in the Little Chicken’s Dictionary of Humor, looking like it could go viral across the internet.
"You guys are pretty good at predicting..."
Zhang Lingchuan was speechless.
"Then, Teacher Zhang, since there’s no need to call an ambulance, should Xiaowang take some herbal medicine? Why don’t you prescribe a few remedies for him?"
Chen Qian looked at Zhang Lingchuan’s expression and guessed that it might have been a misunderstanding.
After all, young people’s bodies can handle it.
Unlike Boss Zhao, who had a cerebral hemorrhage after just once; if he did it seven times, the boss’s wife might have to keep vigil beside him.
And at this moment.
Wang Liwei’s nervous heart also calmed down.
If he really was taken by ambulance because of handicrafts.
That would truly call for a name change!!
After all, who can endure this.
Luckily, this rule didn’t apply to him.
Oh heavens.
Let this matter pass quickly!!
Wang Liwei was hysterically thinking in his mind!!
"Xiaowang, do you have some trouble urinating?"
At this time, he noticed that Teacher Zhang was looking at him again, and asking.
And the question was actually the most critical urination problem!!
"Yes, a bit..."
Wang Liwei answered nervously.
To be honest.
He really didn’t want to answer right now.
Because the more asked, the more exposed.
This was already his mental limit, adding more pressure would make him break!!
"A bit? That’s very serious, right, frequent urination, urgent urination, incomplete urination, and difficulty urinating all at once."
Zhang Lingchuan looked at him, speaking bluntly.
After all, the other party is straightforward.
So he spoke frankly too.
"This... Xiaowang, do you have all of that?"
"Senior Wang, we should speak honestly!!"
"Yes, although you’re young, Dr. Zhang is quite capable. He immediately diagnosed a cerebral hemorrhage in our Old Zhao."
"Doing it so many times, how could it not be like this, Comrade Xiaowang, I still prefer the honest look you had when taking Dr. Zhang’s pulse, why so serious now but still a bit!"
...
At one table.
Everyone was talking at once.
And there were young women.
And juniors!!
Each one advising him to be open.
In Wang Liwei’s inner world, he was already banging his head crazily against the table.
He wanted to knock himself out.
Then it would all be over.
After all, frequent urination, urgent urination, incomplete urination, how do you expect him to explain it.
It’s a matter of a man’s dignity!!
"Hmm! Yes!!!"
Wang Liwei took a deep breath.
Resigned.
He felt saying those two words was more painful than killing him.
"Honestly, your frequent urination, urgent urination, incomplete urination, and difficulty urinating aren’t big problems, it’s just too much activity causing prostate inflammation, so it’s best to visit a hospital if you have the time."
Zhang Lingchuan said lightly.
"Ah? Teacher Zhang, it’s just a prostate issue, and that’s it?"
Chen Qian asked, looking surprised.
"Yes, didn’t Senior Wang mention sweating profusely, lack of concentration, and sleepiness? Doesn’t he need some medicine?"
Big Pancake Sister was even more surprised.
Li Caihua and Zhao Wei Qiang exchanged a look.
Young people handle things so well?
"Young people have good bodies, they just need to stop the activities, then there’s no need for nourishment or special medicine, even the prostate can recover on its own, it just takes a bit longer."
Zhang Lingchuan explained.
"As for the lack of concentration and sleepiness, think about it, if a person focuses his attention on handicrafts several times a day, how can he concentrate on doing other things? And as for sleepiness, from a Western medicine perspective, after that activity, a substance called melatonin, which helps sleep, is secreted in our brains, which is the cause of his sleepiness."
Along with analyzing the reasons for his sleepiness and lack of concentration.
"Gulp——"
There was a sound of someone swallowing hard at the scene.
Another set of fervent eyes were fixed on Wang Liwei.
"Awesome... uh, it’s really impressive!!"
"Indeed, it’s impressive that his prostate got inflamed and still doesn’t need nourishment! If it were someone else, they’d probably be hospitalized for an IV!"
"Dr. Zhang truly combines Chinese and Western medicine as a new era old Chinese doctor, not only integrating Chinese medicine but also mastering veterinary skills, and can even explain the hazards of excessive handicrafts from a Western medical perspective."
"As a medical student, Dr. Zhang is correct, excessive handicraft activity indeed leads to prostate inflammation, which in turn causes frequent urination, urgent urination, incomplete urination, and even difficulty and pain urinating, and abrupt mental changes can lead to lack of concentration and even hormonal imbalances with night sweats, and after that activity, melatonin is produced, causing sleepiness."
Viewers in the live room started analyzing as well.
After all, it all started with a bunch of medical students coming in to watch the show.
Many medical students are not good at practical skills.
But they’re still good with theories.
Even supplementing what Zhang Lingchuan said with their insights.
"Teacher Zhang, so, if Senior Wang just stops that activity, he can recover??"
Big Pancake Sister asked, her big eyes shining with curiosity.
"Theoretically, yes, but going to the hospital to check the prostate would be a better option."
Zhang Lingchuan nodded at Wang Liwei, who was blushing and scratching his head.
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