Chapter 36: Chapter 36: Death by Overexertion in Bed, After Sex, and Sex-Induced Fatality!
"Actually, I’d like to tell everyone that Traditional Chinese Medicine is truly a profound discipline, the essence of thousands of years of wisdom from our ancestors."
Zhang Lingchuan sighed with emotion.
"What the heck?"
"Can Traditional Chinese Medicine really diagnose a brain hemorrhage?!"
"Exactly! When did TCM become this awesome?!!"
"I’m not against TCM, but the idea that it can diagnose a brain hemorrhage at a glance is absurd!"
"I want to ask the vast TCM community, and also tag @Lying Flat Little Chinese Medicine. Big shot, what do you think, would Elder Ru Jiming be able to identify a brain hemorrhage at a glance?"
As soon as this was said, the livestream room was shocked.
It’s not that people don’t believe in the medical wisdom of our ancestors.
But without imaging results and external symptoms, it’s absolutely impossible to detect a brain hemorrhage.
At that time, Boss Zhao showed no such signs; he just looked unwell and fatigued.
If TCM could diagnose a brain hemorrhage at a glance like that, then why study modern medicine at all?
"Lying Flat Little Chinese Medicine: The old man hasn’t replied to my message, but based on my years of study and clinical experience, it shouldn’t be possible to detect early-stage brain hemorrhage at a glance, right? Unless symptoms like limb issues show up, then you could make a bold guess—or maybe my knowledge is just too shallow?"
"Dr. Sun of Tongyao Hall: Right. Unless there are symptoms like confusion, numbness, or a crooked mouth, it’s almost impossible to diagnose a stroke or brain hemorrhage."
"Sister Xiaohong of Traditional Chinese Medicine: Indeed, if you can see a brain hemorrhage at a glance, that’s a miracle! I haven’t seen it in all my years, though I don’t know if Elder Ru Jiming can do it."
At this moment, the friends of TCM started to reply.
In a break room at the First Affiliated Hospital of Capital University of Traditional Chinese Medicine, a bespectacled, balding male doctor was looking at the comments and switching to the WeChat interface.
[Little Old Man]
And sent over the case of diagnosing a brain hemorrhage at a glance.
Unfortunately, there was still no reply from the other side.
But as a seasoned expert, he needed rest, which is quite normal.
Meanwhile, Zhang Lingchuan’s voice came through the livestream again.
"Of course, TCM definitely can’t see through a brain hemorrhage at a glance, considering it’s an issue inside the brain and no one has X-ray vision. But I’d like to say that the cultural heritage left by our ancestors contains techniques like observing the complexion, listening to people’s voices, and smelling their aura, and combining this with TCM’s ’look, listen, question, and feel’ approach along with some knowledge of Western medicine can lead to a subtle diagnostic effect."
Zhang Lingchuan paused here, and there were fewer people speaking in the livestream room.
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"Huh? Why does that sound confusing to me?"
Only a few question marks drifted around.
As for the on-site audience, they were mostly in a similar state, seemingly digesting the information.
"Initially, I just thought Boss Zhao didn’t look too good. The lady boss mentioned he was working hard for the cattle, so I didn’t pay much attention. Later, I noticed Boss Zhao’s complexion was dark red and a bit tired and relaxed, while the lady boss looked slightly more flushed, as if she had engaged in intimate activities. TCM has records of such observations. In simple terms, after a person does something they love, certain changes in endocrine secretion might affect their complexion and demeanor, so I made a bold guess—and I didn’t expect it to be true."
Zhang Lingchuan spoke sincerely, giving himself a reason for why he said it later instead of earlier.
"So that’s it!!"
Indeed, Li Caihua and others suddenly realized.
Meanwhile, the livestream was frantically tagging Lying Flat Little Chinese Medicine to verify if this was true.
"Lying Flat Little Chinese Medicine: It’s said that experienced TCM practitioners can indeed make guesses based on complexion and demeanor within a certain time after intercourse, but it’s difficult..."
Soon after.
The doctor with sparse hair responded again.
"You can actually tell that?"
After hearing the TCM doctor’s reply, everyone in the livestream room was stunned.
No one expected TCM to have this skill.
"Even if you can tell they had intercourse, what does that have to do with brain hemorrhage!"
Of course, some people didn’t understand the connection.
"According to TCM, matters of the bedroom can prolong life or lead to death. But if one is ill, overly fatigued, or there’s a significant age difference, and they indulge in pleasures when feeling unwell, diseases are likely to occur. It’s the phenomenon of ’on the horse’ wind and ’off the horse’ wind, with each breeze potentially being deadly!"
Oh gosh, luckily when I was at school, my roommate liked TCM and borrowed many books back, at least I flipped through a few and learned some basic TCM knowledge.
For example, overindulgence, or ’on the horse’ and ’off the horse’ wind.
Otherwise, I really couldn’t have explained it today.
So it’s another day to be grateful for TCM.
"In other words, Boss Zhao himself is obese, may have the three highs, combined with fatigue, a significant age difference with the lady boss, and differing constitutions, he experienced ’on the horse’ wind during that activity?"
Chen Qian, who was listening carefully on the side, seemed to have a sudden realization.
She immediately sought confirmation from Zhang Lingchuan.
"Yes, in modern medical terms, it’s when the body can’t handle it due to overexertion and then suddenly gets excited. That’s when brain hemorrhage becomes very likely, and dizziness and vomiting are some early symptoms of brain hemorrhage. So, this time, it was a result of combining basic knowledge with a bold guess. And Teacher Chen, the accurate term is ’off the horse’ wind, as ’on the horse’ wind is an immediate death, whereas ’off the horse’ wind occurs within a certain time afterwards."
Zhang Lingchuan nodded his head.
One has to admit, Teacher Chen is an excellent straight man in the comedy duo.
She quickly straightened out the logic of his words and presented it to everyone in a simple and understandable way.
"Whether it was a guess or whatever, Dr. Zhang, you are truly a lifesaver for our old Zhao! And indeed, I’ve learned a lesson this time!"
Li Caihua, standing by the side, sighed with emotion.
To be honest, the stuff between a married couple is nothing significant.
After all, without that, what is a marriage?
But Li Caihua never thought her intention to help her husband relax would nearly cause this ’off the horse’ wind incident.
Good thing it wasn’t a sudden death.
Otherwise, I’d be a widow now.
"Teacher Zhang, no need to be modest. Come on, everyone, raise a glass to Teacher Zhang!"
Chen Qian raised her glass.
Being able to observe such subtle details, isn’t that modesty?
Even though he might have initially had some impure motives.
Like if he really guessed wrong, as the netizens suggested, it could ruin his persona. He’d quietly do a veterinarian stream, which is why he just gave himself so many outs.
But no one expected that he really guessed right.
And this correct guess wasn’t just luck; it was his inherent ability.
After all, how many people can deduce intercourse from a facial observation, combine it with physical conditions, and diagnose a stroke from dizziness?
"Come! Let’s toast to the old Chinese doctor!!"
Zhao Wei Qiang cheerfully said, after all, a life was saved!
Everyone stood up in an instant.
"Folks, I think calling him the old Chinese doctor isn’t quite suitable for Teacher Zhang. After all, he has studied Western medicine as well, blending both Eastern and Western medical knowledge. We should call him the ’New Era Doctor of Integrated Medicine.’"
Wang Liwei stood up and said with a smile.
However, beneath that smiling face was an unprecedented shock.
Damn, it’s so impressive he can even see through intercourse!
"No, no, luck played a big role this time, these titles are too exaggerated."
Zhang Lingchuan stood up and clinked glasses with everyone.
Since they used the logic of integrating Eastern and Western medicine to deduce, he neither denied nor accepted it, playing it vague was fine, after all, he couldn’t possibly say he had a system scan.
"There really are countless talents in this world!"
"Indeed, this is the true talent for learning traditional Chinese medicine! But who would have thought he became a veterinarian!"
"Hey! His basic surgical skills as a veterinarian are even better than our human surgeons, does it not enrage you??"
"I’ve followed! I’m off to seek compensation from Ji Da!"
"I followed too!!"
Meanwhile, in the live stream room.
After a series of explanations, most people believed it.
For instance, guessing is still guessing, and being bold is being bold, but having ability is definitely having ability.
Just from judging intercourse by complexion alone, he’s already a cut above 90% of the current traditional Chinese medicine practitioners.
And some even felt.
This Dr. Zhang might have been overly modest.
Because he immediately called for an ambulance, demonstrating strong confidence in his judgment.
Everyone was filled with emotion, while also following his account.
The live room numbers reached a new peak.
[Number of viewers for Dr. Zhang’s daily live stream: 6,403 people.]
[Veterinarian Daily Streaming Competition Top Chart No. 43.]
It reached 6,400 people.
And the heat ranking climbed to 43rd place.
Achieving the highest in the history of the stream’s launch.
"Speaking of which, Teacher Zhang, you just took Xiaowang’s pulse but didn’t mention the specific symptoms! What’s up with Xiaowang??"
Just finished drinking, Chen Qian suddenly thought of something.
"Yeah! Dr. Zhang, you haven’t mentioned Xiaowang’s symptoms, why is a young man like him sweating excessively and lacking focus?"
Zhao Wei Qiang was also very curious.
"Cough cough cough—"
The drink had just reached Wang Liwei’s throat and he almost choked hearing that!!
"Look, Xiaowang is so flustered he’s choking, Dr. Zhang, now that Old Zhao’s issue is settled, please tell us about him, illness shouldn’t be delayed."
Li Caihua also nodded.
Old Zhao’s issue interrupted the pulse diagnosis, now that it’s resolved, Xiaowang’s issue should be addressed too as it shouldn’t be delayed.
"Liwei, you still don’t have a girlfriend, right?"
Zhang Lingchuan put down his cup and spoke in a slightly low tone.
"No, no, not yet..."
Wang Liwei felt inexplicably embarrassed and uneasy!!
"Teacher Zhang, what does this have to do with having a girlfriend? Could it be he’s thinking about girls too much, so his mind is suffering?"
Big Pancake Sister rarely spoke up.
Song Wanqing wore a clear look of doubt on her face as well.
As for Chen Qian, her heart suddenly skipped a beat.
Could Xiaowang, could he possibly be that!!
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