Chapter 355: Chapter 355: Li Buyan glanced at him, "Do you think I would compete with you for the sofa? Wishful thinking!
Tang Suiyu watched Ye Gushen with wide, interested eyes.
Ye Gushen placed a piece of beef on Tang Suiyu’s plate, "First, this is my house. Secondly, if you want me to help you, not my wife, where do you think I’ll sleep tonight?"
"You think you’ll die if you don’t sleep with your wife for one night!" Li Xingle shouted.
"Yes." Ye Gushen replied even more swiftly.
Li Xingle felt like a mute person eating Coptis, suffering without being able to speak.
"Bro, you’ve changed..." Li Xingle clutched a beer bottle and took big gulps.
"Once you get married, you’ll understand." Ye Gushen maintained a calm expression but looked at Tang Suiyu with adoring eyes, "Isn’t that right, Ruannuan?"
"That’s right!" Tang Suiyu giggled.
It seemed like they had bullied Li Xingle quite badly.
Afterward, Li Xingle didn’t say much, just drank a lot by himself.
The apartment was big, but it only had one bedroom and one guest room.
The intoxicated Li Xingle slumped on the couch, "I’ll be a gentleman and sleep on the couch!"
Li Buyan, who was clearing the dishes, glanced at him, "Do you think I’d fight you for the couch? Dream on!"
Originally, Li Buyan planned to sleep with Tang Suiyu and let Ye Gushen sleep with Li Xingle.
Since Li Xingle volunteered to sleep on the couch, she decided not to disturb Sui Sui and Ye.
Who knows, they might be busy making a Little Bun!
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In the middle of the night, the autumn wind banged against the window.
Li Buyan woke up groggily; the hot pot from dinner was a bit too spicy, and she was thirsty.
She left the guest room and heard the sound of retching.
Following the sound, a flash of lightning illuminated the living room, revealing Li Xingle sitting on the floor surrounded by scattered empty bottles.
How much had Li Xingle drank since they went to rest?
"Ugh..."
Li Buyan couldn’t stand it anymore, rushed over to help him, "Why did you drink so much? It’s the middle of the night, are you trying to kill yourself?"
Li Buyan was hit by a strong smell of alcohol as his entire weight bore down on her, "Little Li, I don’t want to live anymore, and you don’t even care..."
"It’s true I don’t care about you, but don’t you care about yourself? Your body is your own, not someone else’s! What good does it do anyone if you get drunk?" Li Buyan struggled to support him to the bathroom.
The room was dark, only the lightning outside lit up her nagging face.
If only she weren’t his cousin, how nice that would be.
Such a cute girl!
"Go ahead and vomit! You’ll feel better afterward. I’ll go see if there’s any yogurt." Li Buyan supported him to the bathroom then left.
Li Xingle heard her walk away quickly and leaned over the toilet, vomiting loudly.
Soon, Li Buyan returned, holding some yogurt, "Drink this first, it should help."
Li Xingle, weak and limp, grabbed her wrist and collapsed onto the white floor with her.
"You smell terrible!" Li Buyan wrinkled her little nose.
The mixture of alcohol and vomit was so awful she immediately covered her nose and looked at his vomit-stained clothes with disgust, "If you can’t handle it, don’t drink so much. No one forced you!"
"I’ll help you take off your clothes." Seeing how weak he was, Li Buyan decided to help him out this once.