Chapter 857: Chapter 860: Hello, Beauty
"Pfft." Hearing the man’s words, even in such a serious situation, Xiaoxiao couldn’t help but burst out laughing.
This guy is really something, isn’t he? At a time like this, he’s already been captured, and he might get burned like us later, yet he’s still going on about beauties. Just how frivolous is he?
"Village Chief, look at him, he doesn’t seem like a good person. Let’s burn him too."
"Exactly, sneaking into the village like that, he must be up to something bad against our village."
"Outsiders carry evil aura, we must eliminate it."
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The man being held down listened to the villagers and spoke again, "Oh come on, what about my looks makes me not a good person? Did I eat your rice? Did I eat your rice? I’ve already said, I’m just passing through. Who’s sneaky here? Which of your eyes saw me sneaking around? And evil aura? I am clearly full of righteousness. What kind of eyesight do you have?"
Hearing these words, Xiaoxiao struggled to hold back her laughter. This guy is just too funny, speaking with quite a modern style. But it does sound quite enjoyable; maybe these villagers really need someone this cheeky to deal with them.
The man continued to ramble, "And doing bad things, what bad things can be done in this godforsaken village? Huh? You tell me, today if you don’t lay it all out for me, you’ll all have to take my surname."
The villagers didn’t know how to react to the man’s cheeky words and could only shout, "Everyone, don’t listen to his nonsense, take him away and burn him too."
"Oh dear, I’m talking nonsense? Isn’t your village so poor that even birds won’t shit here? And you want to burn me? Who gave you such guts? Do you believe I could level your village to the ground? If you’re smart, let me go, or you’ll regret it."
"..." Xiaoxiao was dumbfounded hearing this, who on earth is this guy? He came single-handedly and got captured, indicating he’s not extremely skilled in martial arts, yet he’s bold enough to defy these unruly villagers. One cannot help but admire him.
The villagers, being inexperienced in the world, were actually fooled by the man and involuntarily released their grip on him, all looking toward the Village Chief, "Village Chief."
The man’s words might have fooled the villagers, but not the Village Chief, who roared in anger, "Take them all to be cremated."
Seeing they still couldn’t escape being burned, Xiaoxiao quickly spoke up, "Village Chief, wait, I have something to say."
Xiaoxiao’s words caught the man’s attention, who immediately walked over to her and teased, "Wow, there’s actually a beauty in this godforsaken place."
"..." The man’s actions left Xiaoxiao speechless. Now of all times, why is he acting like he’s playing around? And still has the time to flirt? Besides, where’s the beauty he mentioned? With all the rushing around, she hasn’t had any time to tidy herself up, she’s not even wearing makeup, she’s looking terrible, okay? Beauty? Seems like this guy has the vision problem.
"Hello, beauty," the man continued to tease.
Xiaoxiao: "..." Haha, good my foot.
Seeing his wife being flirted with, Yang Ming wouldn’t stand for it. He positioned himself protectively in front of his wife, shielding her from the man, and said coldly, "Friend, please don’t mess with my wife."