Noelle: "We're here!"
"Monster, come out and die quickly!" (Hmph~ It's reassuring to have Noelle around~)
...
Lumine: "Uh... where's the monster?"
"There! There!"
"Where? I only see a few small slimes?"
"Right, right, right! It's them!"
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Noelle: "Don't worry! I'll take care of them!"
"Uh... then Noelle, good luck. You can deal with all these slimes, consider it a warm-up~"
"Okay! Leave it to me."
(I honestly thought I triggered an hangout, but turns out this guy is even weaker than the characters in the hangouts.)
"Host, you're wrong. The monsters encountered in hangouts aren't weak either. After all, it's pretty good for an ordinary person to defeat a Hilichurl solo."
(That's true. I should apologize to him~ But watching Noelle take down a slime with one swing is so cool, I feel like I'm falling in love~)
"Host, are you becoming a lesbian?!"
(Hmph... even if I did become a lesbian, it would be better than liking a man!)
"Who knows, maybe your heart will be stolen by a certain male character."
(Uh... they might steal my heart, but they definitely won't steal my body!)
If they steal your heart, are you still afraid they won't steal your body?
(Emm... then they won't even get to steal my heart!)
"Ah~ the battle is over."
"Thank you, Anemo Archon. And Noelle... you're not getting any thanks."
"What the heck! You're too petty! But I really didn't do anything, fine, fine~"
"If it weren't for you guys, I can't imagine what would have happened..."
(What could a few small slimes do...)
Noelle: "It's alright, it's my honor to be able to help everyone (^_^)"
(She's a bit like the Heart of the Guardian... I was wondering if I could steer Noelle towards a romance route.)
"Perhaps it's a hint that the host will never find love in this lifetime."
(These two things are completely unrelated!)
"Alright, alright. Since the crisis is resolved, we should be going. Mondstadt isn't far from here, you can get back on your own, right?"
"Huh? This..."
(Not good?! His tone gives me a sense of danger!)
"Ahem! After all, you are such a strong young man. As a man, you can surely handle such a small matter with ease |ू•ૅw•)!"
"Ah... Hahaha! That's right! Um... I'll be going now then... bye..."
"Yes~ Bye-bye~ Noelle, let's go too."
"Understood!"
"Host, you're really mean."
(Am I? Isn't this self-defense? Judging by his tone, he probably wanted Noelle to escort him back. How could I possibly agree? ( ̄へ ̄))
"Mmm~ indeed, but I also like what the host did."
(Hmph~ of course.)
"But I didn't expect it to be getting close to dusk as we walked... Time really flies today..."
"Yeah, even though I didn't practice today, I still feel like I've gained a lot of knowledge. Ying was right!"
"Hehe~ It's good to have gained something. Let's walk a bit longer before we head back."
(I don't know why, but even though I wasn't tormented today after a long time, I feel a bit unreal...)
"Host, have you become a masochist?!"
(Go to hell! You're the masochist!)
"No, no, no, it's always the host who gets tormented. I can at best be considered an audience member~"
(You... I... this... Ahhhhh! I can't think of any comeback at all...)
"Ying? Ying!"
"Huh? Ah! Sorry, sorry, I got distracted just now..."
(It's all your fault!)
"Hehe~"
"Oh, oh! It's fine then. It's getting late, let's head back too."
"Yeah, ha~ It's been a really relaxing day today."
"Yeah, I feel so relaxed it's almost unaccustomed."
"Hahaha, but Noelle, you should really relax more like this. I suggest you rest at least once a week~"
"Will resting once a week be too much?"
"How could it be? Kaeya and Lisa, Auntie... they rest even more than I suggested."
(Even though we're outside, I still dare not call her that... No! The title 'Auntie' probably shouldn't appear on her at all...)
"Mmm... Okay, I'll keep that in mind."
"Mhm~ Look! The sunset! It's so beautiful... It's a shame I don't have a camera to capture it."
"Yes, so we must remember it with our eyes and hearts now... Time really flew by today..."
"Eyes and heart... Noelle, you're quite romantic~"
"Romantic? Actually, I learned it from Mr. Kaeya."
"Ah, this... As expected of him... Alright, alright, we should go, we should go, or it'll be dark before we know it."
"Mhm, let's go back."
(Today might be the most peaceful day I've had since I got here~)
"Host, don't celebrate too early, today isn't over yet."
(Hmph~ It's not far from Mondstadt, and I have Noelle, this human tank, with me. I'm not worried at all~ )
(Speaking of which, I haven't checked my Mora and Primogems in a while. Should I do a pull... Sigh... Forget it, with my luck, I won't get a five-star weapon without seventy or eighty pulls. What if I get a bunch of catalysts? That would ruin my wonderful day.)
"It's good that the host has some self-awareness~"
(You really are annoying...)
"Hehe~ Ah! Speaking of which, I still have something to give the host."
(Something? What something?)
"Hmph hmph~ Of course, it's a beautiful outfit!"
(Hmm? Let me see...) Ying opened her personal storage to search, after all, taking it out directly might scare Noelle.
(Uh... this outfit is a maid outfit, isn't it? Tell me! Did you originally not plan to give me anything, but then today you saw Noelle's outfit and thought it was pretty, so you made one for me!)
"Oh dear, you found out~"
(As expected... Sigh... Oh well, it's not a loss for me anyway.)
"Host, put it on quickly, quickly!"
(Put on what! Can't you see someone's next to me!)