Chapter 294: Error Code L30
"Mother!" Karumi hugged her mother so tightly that she nearly cut off her circulation.
"Haha, Karumi, my sweet daughter. I’m so glad you’re okay. Did that bastard Carlman hurt you?"
"Heh, no. He tried to make me his mate, but I won’t get with anyone weaker than me. The loser said that he would use me to breed the next generation of demonic spirits and usher in a new age of spirits."
"What happened to him?"
"Kai blew him up!" She hugged Kai’s arm, rubbing her head on it with a flushed face and heavy breaths. "He’s so strong, and smells amazing! SNIFFFFFFFFFF! Ahhhh, perfect husband material. Mother, I’ve made up my mind. I’m going to have Kai’s babies."
Everyone went silent, and their reactions were mixed. On one hand, people were here for the love confession, on the other, they didn’t want their princess to marry an outsider. Some men were jealous because they wanted to be her husband, while some were just straight-up shocked.
"K-Karumi? What are you talking about? K-Kai isn’t one of us?" Kurami understood her daughter’s desire to have a strong husband to bear powerful children, but she never expected her to have an interest in Kai.
"So? Why does that matter? I will have his children. Did you see how strong he is? He killed the Demon Lord and is a Hero!" Karumi knew that Kai was the best as it gets in terms of husband material.
"He also killed the demon king from our land," Amaya added
"Mom! He killed a freaking demon king! I want him!"
’I mean, hey, I won’t say no to her.’ Kai didn’t expect Karumi to fall for him so easily, but that made things easier for him. He wanted her as well, but it seems like she wanted him more than he wanted her.
’Her mouth is literally watering right now, and, oh yeah, her boobs feel good! Ha, why am I acting like a nerd who’s never felt tits before?’
Kai cleared his throat and wrapped his arm around Karumi’s waist. "Well, it would be an honor to be your partner. We can get started on baby-making right away if you want."
"Really?" Her face beamed with excitement
"NO! Kai, don’t encourage her!" Kurami tried breaking them apart, but her daughter kept clinging to Kai.
"Why not? She’s hot. So are you. I wouldn’t mind giving you a child as well."
Kurami’s face turned red instantly, and she nearly considered accepting Kai’s offer. But she quickly came to her senses.
"No! Absolutely not! I admit that you are attractive, but you are a human, not a spirit. Our bodies are not compatible."
"She’s right." Kyana, the spirit expert, joined in. "Spiritual beings and Physical beings aren’t able to procreate with each other. Sorry, Kai, you might have to pass on adding them to your harem."
"Haha! Kyana, my sweet, has something like this ever stopped me before?"
"I don’t know, we haven’t been in this situation before."
"Fair point. But it wont stop me. I have a trump card anyway." If Kai couldn’t procreate with spirits, he would just get an ability that allows him to.
’Okay, status window, work your magic.’
[Error]
"The fuck? Check again!"
[Error]
"What do you mean by ’Error’? You have all the fucking abilities in the damn universe! There’s a reason why I didn’t want a System and wanted a Status Window instead. Now, why the fuck is there an Error?"
"Who is he talking to?" Karumi asked Kyana
"No idea. But he does that sometimes. And if you’re wondering if he’s crazy, then yes, he is."
’Fuck he just became so much hotter! Crazy and Strong? My type of man!’
[Error Code L30]
"What? Error Code L30? What the fuck does...L30...L30...LEO! You mother fucker! Get your ass down here, you bitch!"
Karumi leaned over to Kyana once more. "Who’s Leo?"
"His father." She answered
"He calls his father by his name?"
"Ehh, from what I remember, he was never raised by his father, and instead, he acted as a friend, so Kai grew up thinking his dad was his friend."
Karumi nodded. "So why does he want his dad to come to the spirit world? Shouldn’t he leave, then go give his dad a piece of his mind?"
"Huh? Oh, his dad is a god."
All heads turned to Kyana.
"Whoa, that was creepy, don’t look at me like that."
"W-Wait! His father is a god? H-How?" Kurami thought Kai was a hero. No, she could feel Gracia’s power in him, so she KNEW he was a hero. But she could feel no godly power that was attached to his own being.
"Y-Y-You are a demigod?" Karl got on his knees, and the rest of the spirits followed. They already respected Kai for being a hero, but being a divine being was something else altogether.
Kai, on the other hand, didn’t even notice what was going on in the background. He was too busy yelling at Leo until he finally answered.
’What? Dude, what?’ Leo finally responded
"What is this Error Code L30? Answer that!"
’Huh? Oh, that’s just a block I put on your system.’
"Status Window."
’Yeah, status window, whatever.’
"Why? Are you hiding something from me?"
’Dude, if I wanted to hide something from you, you wouldn’t know about it in the first place.’
"I-Is he talking to his father?" Kurami asked
Kyana shrugged. "Dunno. Maybe? Seems like it."
’What do you want to buy anyway?’ Leo appeared next to Kai.
"W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-WHAT?!!! The Progenitor?!" Kurami stuck her head so deep in the ground when she bowed that it looked as if her body was a plant sprouting.
"The progenitor?!" All the other spirits followed suit and got on their hands and knees to show Leo the utmost respect.
’What’s their problem?’ He asked
Kai looked at the spirits, then looked back at his father. "I don’t know, man, and I don’t care. I want spirit powers."
’That’s what you called me here for?’
"No, I called you here because of the error code. I cant get spirit powers because of it."
’Hmm. Weird. Ohhh, I accidentally added that in the restricted section. My bad, let me change it.’
"Restricted section?" If things were restricted, then that means no one wants people to know what they were. Like Leo said, if he didn’t want Kai to know things, Kai wouldn’t know, so this made Kai suspicious.
"What’s the Restricted Section?"